Chairs

A fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers and destroy some dimensions along the way! An ancient presence hungers, and you shall serve its next cuisine! Welcome to CHAIRS, a fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers to all these questions and more by joining the Fixture Friends. Become the next attendant and help gather Prisms of Perplexitude to bring forth The Great Feeding. You can trust the Fixture Friends. They are nice, and only have your best interests in their cold wooden hearts.