Decaying Delicacy

Collect keys to unlock gates to get those delicious delicacies while avoiding strange threats in a 2.5D arcade collection game, or at least that's the game some of the time. Read your diary, or don't. The game has several different endings based on your performance, and a number of alternative paths based on your choices and how you're doing. You can't read the form, but they want you to sign it. All you're really after is the one delicacy you crave, a hot-spanking Bar to dissolve in your mouth. It's gonna' take you places. But at least it's better than dying.